Cheap CXOs

Vik Torino, the executive director of OCE*, in an early morning press release, praised Cheap CXOs for the work we are doing in an increasingly unfriendly business environment.
“For the last eight years, George W. Bush has given us a healthy business environment in which we could pretty much do whatever the [f-bomb expletive deleted] we [...]

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SeemsFree, the worlds largest fictional retailer and based in Gonads, Oklahoma, announced the acquisition of CheapCXOs of Boulder-Springs, Colorado for an undisclosed sum.  (We wanted to disclose it, but they told us the deal would be off if we did. Let’s just say it’s a CHUNK of change.) For now, everybody at CheapCXOs gets to keep [...]

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