“For the last eight years, George W. Bush has given us a healthy business environment in which we could pretty much do whatever the [f-bomb expletive deleted] we wanted. Now it’s a whole different world. Look at those poor Goober Guys, now we’re all going to have to go back to really inspecting the [s-bomb expletive deleted] we ship from our factories. Wasn’t the uproar over leaded paint in Chinese made toys enough for these guys? Now they have to start looking at freakin’ American plants?

“Cheap CXOs has been helpful at making our plight known to those who just don’t give us the [f-bomb expletive deleted - again] respect we deserve. If you need good guys to run your business, count on Cheap CXOs to fill the void.”

[*editors note: Vik Torino is the Chairman and CEO of Banco de Puerco and the president-for-life of OCE, the Organization of Corporate (the liberal media tell us the C really means Clueless, but we know they're full of crap) Executives]