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Got a Doctorate in Psychology? Check Out Our PpE Positions

April 15th, 2012 · No Comments

We’ve been getting some complaints from client companies lately that a few too many nice guys have been getting past our screeners and wasting time in interviews. We strive to be on top of everyone in our business, every day, so… We are currently thinking about creating positions and scheduling interviews for Psychopathology Evaluators*. … [...]

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Tags: Positions · Positions with Us

C-Suite Position of the Future – Get it Now!

February 8th, 2012 · No Comments

Do you dream of being a C-Suite executive? Keys to that special bathroom, rides on corporate jets, leased German cars, a chance to shinny up to that cute little blonde in the repro department? Now you have a chance, no matter what your education or skill set. Be a CCO (Chief Conscience Officer). Be one [...]

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Tags: CCO · Jobs of the Future · Positions

Desperate Need for Applicants!

February 8th, 2012 · No Comments

If you have the right set of cojones, we have a job for you. In anticipation that the Krotch Brothers and other Super PACs will be able to buy all the elections for the next 200 years, Corporations EVERYWHERE are in desperate need of NTI Guys (or Gals, what the heck.) The job pays a [...]

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Tags: Jobs of the Future · Politicians / Politics · Positions

Wanted – Automotive Industry

April 6th, 2009 · No Comments

Executives wanted at the highest levels. Must be capable of moving labor unions into compromises (and you though the whole moving the mountain thing was difficult.) Must be able to predict the future of the energy industries, the state of highway maintenance and repairs, and the gross average fast-food intake weight of the American automotive [...]

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Tags: CEO Wanted · CFO Wanted · CIO Wanted · COO Wanted · CTO Wanted · Scapegoat Wanted