Cheap CXOs » CEO Available http://cheapcxos.com Need Leadership for Under Eight Figures? Thu, 19 Jan 2012 19:52:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Complete CXO Team – CHEAP! http://cheapcxos.com/2009/11/complete-cxo-team-cheap/ http://cheapcxos.com/2009/11/complete-cxo-team-cheap/#comments Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:51:35 +0000 CMS Administrator http://cheapcxos.com/?p=39 Get a complete combination offshore/HB-1 executive team (eight executives) for less than what you normally pay for ONE GUY. Our package includes the following items for a net-net in the low seven figures (includes housing and transportation for HB-1* employees).

1) Chief Executive Officer (HB-1*), certified to have run at least company with revenue in the billions (see note 1).
2) Chief Operating Officer (HB-1*), certified to have run a company with at least 20,000 workers (see note 2).
3) Chief Financial Officer (Offshore: Cayman, Switzerland, or Somalia)
4) Chief Marketing Officer (Offshore: Bollywood)
5) Chief Technology Office (Offshore: Chennai, Bangaladesh)
6) Chief Information Officer (HB-1*) certifiable
7) Chief Legal Obstruction Officer (HB-1*) certified former KGB or United States telco experience.
8) Chief Counsel (HB-1*) certified to have scored over 50% on the bar exam.

EIGHT GUYS for less than what you pay your board of directors in jet fuel costs.

* HB-1 package include a single 2 bedroom apartment (for all HB-1s) and a shared 1987 Trabant for transportation.
Note 1: billions (not dollars, but rupees, pesos, or a similarly valued currency)
Note 2: 20,000 workers does not mean 20,000 paid employees. It could mean 20,000 inmates in a “re-education camp” or 20,000 slave laborers.

]]> http://cheapcxos.com/2009/11/complete-cxo-team-cheap/feed/ 0 Some More Insurance Guys are Available http://cheapcxos.com/2009/03/some-more-insurance-guys-are-available/ http://cheapcxos.com/2009/03/some-more-insurance-guys-are-available/#comments Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:47:18 +0000 CMS Administrator http://cheapcxos.com/?p=21 We’ve already got a glut of insurance guys, but we’ve gotten word that several formerly high-end guys will be coming on the market. Hey, in this job market we advised them to just pay the taxes on the freakin’ bonuses and bite the bullet, but no…

Anyway, if you’re interested, check back with us in a couple of weeks.

This just in: we’ve got a telecom guy who actually believes he’s going to stay out of jail. I’ve you want to give him a shot call us on our private number. You’ve got to hand it to the guy. He’s still walking around on the streets–OK, that was figurative, he’s actually riding around in a limo.

]]> http://cheapcxos.com/2009/03/some-more-insurance-guys-are-available/feed/ 0 Bulletin – Cheap Banking CXOs Flooding Market at Bargain Basement Prices http://cheapcxos.com/2009/02/bulletin-cheap-banking-cxos-flooding-market-at-bargain-basement-prices/ http://cheapcxos.com/2009/02/bulletin-cheap-banking-cxos-flooding-market-at-bargain-basement-prices/#comments Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:28:09 +0000 CMS Administrator http://cheapcxos.com/?p=10 If you’re looking for a financial guy, and willing to slide a little on things like competence and ethics, keep your eye on Cheap CXOs over the next few weeks.  There must be several thousand of them bitching about the 500K salary cap that’s part of the bailout boogie. We’ve got a line on some seven, eight, nine million dollar guys you might be able to snag for under a mil if you can toss in a one-year lease on a Vantage.

More soon on this exciting news.

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