Cheap CXOs

If this was a real company, and a real company website, you would be able to apply for a position RIGHT HERE on this page.

Of course, this is NOT a real company or a real company website, so you can do no such thing.

We suppose if you really wanted to, you could type all the stuff you would normally put into a job application into a comment on this page. Just don’t make it look spammy or you will be ZAPPED. It would really be a waste of your time however, and probably embarrassing because everybody who comes here would be able to see all of your private shit and let’s face it…

There is about a seventeen trillion to one chance that there will ever be a REAL JOB OPENING on this website, or on this FICTITIOUS company.

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