Cheap CXOs

Get a complete combination offshore/HB-1 executive team (eight executives) for less than what you normally pay for ONE GUY. Our package includes the following items for a net-net in the low seven figures (includes housing and transportation for HB-1* employees).

1) Chief Executive Officer (HB-1*), certified to have run at least company with revenue in the billions (see note 1).
2) Chief Operating Officer (HB-1*), certified to have run a company with at least 20,000 workers (see note 2).
3) Chief Financial Officer (Offshore: Cayman, Switzerland, or Somalia)
4) Chief Marketing Officer (Offshore: Bollywood)
5) Chief Technology Office (Offshore: Chennai, Bangaladesh)
6) Chief Information Officer (HB-1*) certifiable
7) Chief Legal Obstruction Officer (HB-1*) certified former KGB or United States telco experience.
Chief Counsel (HB-1*) certified to have scored over 50% on the bar exam.

EIGHT GUYS for less than what you pay your board of directors in jet fuel costs.

* HB-1 package include a single 2 bedroom apartment (for all HB-1s) and a shared 1987 Trabant for transportation.
Note 1: billions (not dollars, but rupees, pesos, or a similarly valued currency)
Note 2: 20,000 workers does not mean 20,000 paid employees. It could mean 20,000 inmates in a “re-education camp” or 20,000 slave laborers.