Cheap CXOs

SeemsFree, the worlds largest fictional retailer and based in Gonads, Oklahoma, announced the acquisition of CheapCXOs of Boulder-Springs, Colorado for an undisclosed sum.  (We wanted to disclose it, but they told us the deal would be off if we did. Let’s just say it’s a CHUNK of change.) For now, everybody at CheapCXOs gets to keep their jobs, but we don’t think it will last for long.  (Every one of us makes more than the SeemsFree corporate maximum salary — except for THEIR CXOs, of course.)

Keep tuned for more information.

(We love acquisitions. What better way to channel scads of tax-deductible cash to all our executives?)